Movie Trailer – Moana
Director: Ron Clements, John Musker Starring: Auli’i Cravalho, Dwayne Johnson, Alan Tudyk Release: November 23rd, 2016 Nope, don’t trust it. I think it’ll rely way too much on strong animation…
Book Review – The Shining
Author: Stephen King Year: 1977 Knowing what we now know about Stephen King, having had the fortune to grow up as a reader of fiction with his books available, and…
Movie Trailer – The Fundamentals of Caring
Director: Rob Burnett Starring: Craig Roberts, Paul Rudd, Selena Gomez Release: June 24th, 2016 This looks surprisingly heartwarming, and much better than another Paul Rudd road trip movie I watched…
Movie Review – The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2
Director: Francis Lawrence Starring: Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, Liam Hemsworth Year: 2015 I liked the Hunger Games movies almost exactly as much as I liked the books they are based…
Movie Trailer – Pitch
Director: Paris Barclay Starring: Kylie Bunbury, Michael Beach, Dan Lauria Release: 2016 This film is going to tank as hard as this woman in her first outing, but I have…
Movie Review – X-Men: Apocalypse
Director: Bryan Singer Starring: James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Jennifer Lawrence Nicholas Hoult, Oscar Isaac, Tye Sheridan, Kodi Smit-McPhee Year: 2016 As with their Avengers, Marvel is wringing every dollar they…
Movie Trailer – Marauders
Director: Steven C. Miller Starring: Bruce Willis, Christopher Meloni, Dave Bautista Release: July 1st, 2016 I only partially want to see this movie, and I think that’s to my credit.…
Thought – Beauty Contests
To quote Dwayne Hoover from Little Miss Sunshine, “You know what? Fuck beauty contests. Life is one fucking beauty contest after another. School, then college, then work …fuck that. And…
Movie Trailer – Monster Trucks
Director: Chris Wedge Starring: Lucas Till, Jane Levy Release: January 13th, 2017 I’ve seen a lot of bad trailers for bad movies, some with the knowledge that they’re terrible and…
DVD Review – Glassland
Director: Gerard Barrett Starring: Jack Reynor, Toni Collette, Will Poulter Year: 2014 Stop me if you’ve heard this one before; an Irishman, an Australian, & an Englishman walk into a…