Director: Mark & Robb Cullen
Starring: Bruce Willis, John Goodman, Jason Momoa
Release: June 16th, 2017
I’m not sure, but I think this is supposed to be a spoof on …something. Maybe it’s a farce directed at multiple genres, I don’t know, but I do think they’re trying to be pointedly funny. Let’s assume that’s the reason this looks like the worst movie ever, that it was intentional, because, otherwise.