Director: D.J. Caruso
Starring: Vin Diesel, Samuel L. Jackson, Ruby Rose
Release: January 20th, 2017
I remember seeing the first xXx in 2002, a few of my friends actually walking out of the theatre. It’s a terrible franchise, of course, but really no more terrible than many other action-packed blood-baths. Although, to be fair to those who will watch this movie over their dead bodies, this one looks even worse than I remember the first one being. The “stunts” at the beginning look especially silly, and no amount of hot Australian girls from OITNB is going to get me into the theatre to watch.