Director: Simon Helberg

Starring: Simon Helberg, Melanie Lynskey, Zachary Quinto, Maggie Grace

Release: January 22nd, 2015

This looks decidedly awful.  Simon Helberg directed, wrote, and starred in this film, his film attempt at filmmaking.  Melanie Lynskey is great, but she’s also not an American girl-next-door love interest; she’s from New Zealand and is hiding (badly) her accent.  Zachary Quinto plays a weird guy in a kaftan.  These are all bad things.  The only positive about this movie is that Maggie Grace is hot, although let’s be honest, she can’t act.  So all in all, not good.