Director: Alex & Benjamin Brewer

Starring: Nicolas Cage, Elijah Wood

Release: May 13th, 2016

This could be the greatest movie either of these guys ever work on and it’ll still suck.  Now, they’ve both worked on much better movies, obviously, but perhaps you get my point.  Cage & Wood aren’t great actors, that’s just the truth, but they’ve both created careers somehow, more power to them.  And while this movie actually doesn’t look terrible, there’s almost no way they can pull it off.