Director: Daniel Benmayor

Starring: Taylor Lautner, Marie Avgeropoulos, Rafi Gavron

Release: March 20th, 2015

A movie about bike messengers, parkour, the Chinese mafia, and all starring Twilight‘s own Team Jacob captain?!?!?!  Where do I sign up for the screening and the DVD?!?!?!  My god, I can’t believe there are actually people out there who feel that way.  He’s a bad actor, this is a bad movie, and you are a bad person if you legitimately want to see this.

By ochippie

Writer, Critic, Dad Columbus, Ohio, USA Denver Broncos, St. Louis Cardinals Colorado Avalanche, Duke Blue Devils