Director: Cyrus Nowrasteh
Starring: Adam Greaves-Neal, Sean Bean, Sara Lazzaro
Release: March 11th, 2016
Oh how I long for a movie where Jesus isn’t shown as the Messiah. Where Mary had sex because she wanted to, created a lie about an angel to cover up the resulting pregnancy, had a son that wasn’t special, a child who would eventually become a false prophet for his own benefit. Now, I’m not saying that’s the way that is happened, if Jesus of Nazareth was a real person. But which is more likely, my version or theirs? Stop making religious movies about evil Romans and releasing them on Easter so that you can make a lot of money while pretending to be a Christian. Chances are Life of Brian has it right and this doesn’t.