Director: Patricia Riggen

Starring: Antonio Banderas, Rodrigo Santoro, Juliette Binoche

Release: November 13th, 2015

Banderas is from Spain, Santoro is from Brazil, Binoche is from France, and Bob Gunton is from California.  But they’re all going to attempt the same Chilean accent and hope we don’t notice?  How’s that going to work exactly?  And then there’s the plot, which couldn’t possibly be more cheesy.  I don’t know, it’s cool that it’s a true story, but I think I’d rather read about it on Wikipedia than watch Antonio try to explain it to me.