Director: Christopher Spencer
Starring: Diogo Morgado, Darwin Shaw, Roma Downey
Release: February 28th, 2014
At first I thought this was a fake trailer. And then, when I realized it wasn’t, I started wishing that it had been. Obviously this movie was made from the perspective that Jesus was the literal son of God, that he performed miracles, and that he was Portuguese? Add in Roman Downey, the fiery Irish beauty from Touched by an Angel, and you’ve got a big mess that I won’t be watching.