Director: Werner Herzog

Starring: Nicole Kidman, Robert Pattinson, James Franco

Release: September 3rd, 2015

This looks absolutely terrible in every way.  Nicole Kidman attempting to be a brave Bedouin, Robert Pattinson wearing that ridiculous-looking hat, James Franco trying out an English accent; bad, bad, bad.  And then there’s the music, the cheesy dialogue, the dramatic trailer titles, the whole mood; just awful.  And I’ve already seen this movie done better; it was called Tracks.  Watch that instead, stay far away from this one.

By ochippie

Writer, Critic, Dad Columbus, Ohio, USA Denver Broncos, St. Louis Cardinals Colorado Avalanche, Duke Blue Devils