Director: Burr Steers

Starring: Lily James, Hermione Corfield, Sam Riley

Release: February 5th, 2016

Burr Steers has directed three films: Igby Goes Down, 17 Again, and Charlie St. Cloud.  Bad, bad, and badder.  And now he’s trying one of those Abraham Lincoln vampire hunter type weird things?  I’ve got to say; it most likely will be the worst thing ever.  There’s a very slight chance that the movie comes off just right, going the perfect distance over-the-top, delighting us with beautiful badasses that save the day.  But I’d put money on not.