Director: Joachim Rønning, Espen Sandberg
Starring: Brenton Thwaites, Javier Bardem, Johnny Depp
Release: May 26th, 2017
I thought they were done with these movies. The first one was among the best, most entertaining films I have ever seen, I think I can say that with some confidence. It was a spectacle, has become an icon, and should be at the top of some very short lists. But the rest; meh. I don’t think we need more from this series, but as long as there’s money to be made I guess we’ll still get what we don’t want pumped at us until we stop paying.