Director: Henry Hobson
Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Abigail Breslin, Joely Richardson
Release: May 8th, 2015
How has this not happened already? I can’t wait to watch Arnold kill zombies with an ax or something, while Abigail Breslin tries to cope with becoming an undead amidst the normal teenage angst. That may have sounded mocking, but I’m actually being serious.