Director: Ricardo de Montreuil
Release: May 12th, 2017
For a bad movie this doesn’t look so bad. I hate to disparage it right away, but you can just tell that this film will be cheesy; my dad doesn’t love me, I’m gonna make it, this world can’t hold me down. So that’s to its discredit, but there might be just enough to pull it out of the muck and make it a watchable cheeseball. I see Mexican Bob, howdy Bob. I see Eva Longoria, who I could do without. And I also see Supergirl and that kid from Grand Budapest with the drawn on mustache. The cast is unique at least, even if the story isn’t.