Director: Greta Gerwig

Starring: Saoirse Ronan, Timothee Chalamet, Florence Pugh

Emma Watson, Laura Dern, Meryl Streep, Tracy Letts, Eliza Scanlen

Release: December 25th, 2019

I almost feel sick saying it, but this movie is going to be terrible.  I absolutely loved Lady Bird, like adored, it was everything, so I’m rooting for Greta and I’ll always be rooting for Saoirse Like Inertia, mostly because she’s perfection.  I even like Timothee, I think he’s great, Florence is cool, and I like classic literature, so I should be 100% behind this film.  Except, I can tell it’s going to suck, and partially because it’s going to feel fake the whole way through, and partially because Emma Watson can’t act her way out of a paper bag.  No, this is going to be a Christmas disaster, mark my words, and if it is anything otherwise I will eat my proverbial hat.

By ochippie

Writer, Critic, Dad Columbus, Ohio, USA Denver Broncos, St. Louis Cardinals Colorado Avalanche, Duke Blue Devils