Director: Mark Mann
Starring: Keanu Reeves, Adelaide Clemens, Bojana Novakovic
Release: May 28th, 2013
Um… I think I’ll pass. First, Keanu is just too terrible for words. Every once in a great while he does some acting, but usually he just stands there quietly and looks awkward. Secondly, what’s the point of this movie? I don’t mind thinking outside the box, but sometimes some films are just too artsy, too self indulgent, and too out there.