Director: Daniel Duran
Release: May 8th, 2015
Didn’t they already do a Footloose remake? Oh, but this one has PTSD and a catalog of other diagnosable disorders thrown in. And a turntable. Umm, no, those aren’t things I want to see combined in one movie, starring Havoc from X-Men, co-starring Josh Douchemel. Count me out.