Director: Gerard Barrett
Starring: Chloë Grace Moretz, Thomas Mann, Tyler Perry
Release: 2017
This might be the worst movie ever made. Partly because, I mean, it’s, well, just watch the trailer. And partly because it looks Hallmark quality or less but is being hyped as an actual film. It isn’t, it’s a flaming heap, please don’t watch it. Moretz is so, so bad, not just here, but in everything, and hopefully this movie will be the Jump the Shark moment that reveals that fact to more people, because I just can’t.