Director: Kyle Newman

Starring: Hailee Steinfeld, Samuel L. Jackson, Jessica Alba

Release: May 29th, 2015

Did someone watch Kingsman and decide to produce an all-girl remake?  Keeping SLJ of course, and adding in a pop/punk soundtrack from 2001.  God.  What a horrible idea and I’m sure a horrible movie.  That girl from True Grit hasn’t even really shown us that she can act, and I’m sure this film won’t be her chance to shine.  And if I were Jessica Alba, I’d stick to making the world green and raising kids, or whatever hippie thing she’s doing these days.

By ochippie

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