Director: Kyle Newman
Starring: Hailee Steinfeld, Samuel L. Jackson, Jessica Alba
Release: May 29th, 2015
Did someone watch Kingsman and decide to produce an all-girl remake? Keeping SLJ of course, and adding in a pop/punk soundtrack from 2001. God. What a horrible idea and I’m sure a horrible movie. That girl from True Grit hasn’t even really shown us that she can act, and I’m sure this film won’t be her chance to shine. And if I were Jessica Alba, I’d stick to making the world green and raising kids, or whatever hippie thing she’s doing these days.