Director: Nima Nourizadeh

Starring: Jesse Eisenberg, Kristen Stewart, Topher Grace

Release: August 21st, 2015

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again; I don’t understand stoner movies.  I don’t smoke pot, I don’t know people who smoke pot, and I don’t find it funny when people talk about smoking pot.  End of story.  And secondly, I hate the whole sleeper-cell-secret-agent storyline; it’s silly, overdone, and completely unbelievable.  I don’t want to watch a movie where Jesse “Fire from the Sky” Eisenberg smokes dope and kills people with spoons.  And I didn’t enjoy Adventureland, another film where he teamed up with Kristen Stewart, so I’m just gonna bail on this one right now.

By ochippie

Writer, Critic, Dad Columbus, Ohio, USA Denver Broncos, St. Louis Cardinals Colorado Avalanche, Duke Blue Devils