Director: Nima Nourizadeh
Starring: Jesse Eisenberg, Kristen Stewart, Topher Grace
Release: August 21st, 2015
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again; I don’t understand stoner movies. I don’t smoke pot, I don’t know people who smoke pot, and I don’t find it funny when people talk about smoking pot. End of story. And secondly, I hate the whole sleeper-cell-secret-agent storyline; it’s silly, overdone, and completely unbelievable. I don’t want to watch a movie where Jesse “Fire from the Sky” Eisenberg smokes dope and kills people with spoons. And I didn’t enjoy Adventureland, another film where he teamed up with Kristen Stewart, so I’m just gonna bail on this one right now.