Director: Guy Ritchie
Starring: Mena Massoud, Will Smith, Naomi Scott
Release: May 24th, 2019
What a stupid teaser, what a fucking stupid fucking teaser. Oh this movie is going to be terrible, so incredibly terrible, I can smell it a mile away, without even having seen any idiotic footage, which is no fault of my own, by the way, Disney. Guy Ritchie? Will Smith? Are you kidding me?! I will literally find a hat and eat it if this movie is anything other than a disaster. I know this is just a teaser, the full trailer could look completely different, but there are a thousand red flags up, and my money is on “bust”.