Director: Martin Guigui

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Gina Gershon, Whoopi Goldberg

Release: September 8th, 2017

If I didn’t know better, I might have guessed that this was Sharknado 6.  I mean, my good god, the acting, the acting, the terrible acting.  To take this story, to put it in the hands of these actors, to call it a film; someone has got to be fucking kidding.  I hope everyone ignore this movie and pretends that Peter Berg’s rendition (which has got to be made some day since he’s the perfect director to do it) is the first they’ve ever even heard about.