Director: Christian Rivers
Starring: Hera Hilmar, Hugo Weaving, Stephen Lang
Release: December 14th, 2018
What a terrible idea. Peter Jackson, who deserves almost no credit for The Lord of the Rings since subsequently butchering The Hobbit, writes a screenplay for a film that looks like a Monty Python sketch, they get the artistic director of LOTR to be a director, they cast b-listers and no names in all the roles, the entire thing is based on a post-apocalyptic young adult novel, and it’s not being released for almost exactly a year? Really, screw you.