Director: Paul Anderson
Starring: Logan Lerman, Ray Stevenson, Mila Jovovich, Orlando Bloom
Production year: 2011
How many times can Hollywood make a horrible movie version of the same antiquated book before audiences refuse to watch it? Yes, the 1993 version was a hit and it had a hit song, but that doesn’t mean it was good. And, without fail, this version will be worse.
How could it be bad? It’s in three d!
Three Musketeers …three D …coincidence?