Month: August 2022

Movie Review – The Return of the Living Dead

Category : Movie Review

Director: Dan O’Bannon

Starring: Thom Mathews, James Karen, Clu Gulager

Year: 1985

Dan O’Bannon may have only directed two features, The Return of the Living Dead in 1985 and The Resurrected in 1991, but his accomplishments as a writer are pretty impressive.  He created Alien, Heavy Metal, Blue Thunder, Lifeforce, Total Recall; quite an awesome list of horror and sci-fi standards.  He died at an early age of Crohn’s disease, which was said to be his inspiration for the famous chest-bursting scene in Alien, which is a very sad factoid.  Here, in Return of the Living Dead, he gave us one of the all-time best zombie cult classics, and a film that never gets old.

In a medical supply warehouse near Louisville, a new kid and a veteran employee discuss the legend of the undead, specifically a movie that was made about supposed true events, events that Frank just happens to know all about and is willing to educate Freddy on.  Well, the idiotic pair accidentally open a US Army container that was meant to remain closed, and a vapor is released that causes the bodies in the warehouse to reanimate.  When they try to burn those corpses, the smoke infects a nearby graveyard, and all hell break loose, literally!

What an excellent b-movie, a first-class zombie flick, and a rockin’ good time.  O’Bannon was some sort of genius to have come up with this screenplay; a twisted genius maybe, but a genius all the same.  He was able to direct one heck of an intense horror flick, with action at the beginning, the end, and everywhere in between, not a moment to lose when it comes to ghouls eating brains, I guess.  The characters were constantly frantic, the danger just kept escalating, and the end will blown you away, just wait for it.  This film is so fun, so freaky, and wild in all the right ways, a true cult hit.

My rating: ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆

 


Movie Review – Prey

Category : Movie Review

Director: Dan Trachtenberg

Starring: Amber Midthunder, Dakota Beavers, Dane DiLiegro

Year: 2022

The horror movie of the year is here, and it’s part Bone Tomahawk, part Revenant, and all Predator, a great addition to the franchise, and by far the greatest piece we’ve been afforded since the original.  Going back to basics, making the simple even more simple, Prey shows how filmmakers can sometimes get it just right, balancing fan service with great craftsmanship, coming out on top with something wonderful.  Prey might not be for everyone, it’s gorier than you might expect, but, if you don’t mind turning your head a few times, everything else you see will be worth it.

300 years ago, the Comanche lived in relative peace and freedom on the Great Plains, as yet only seldom troubled by the white invader.  But for one group, there was a different alien to their land, and this one came from much farther away.  At first thinking it only a mountain lion, but soon understanding the far greater threat, Naru heads out on a quest that will make her an official hunter, with her trusty dog as her companion.  Her brother is skeptical of the creature and of the mission, but Naru knows something unnatural is lurking in the forest, and that the way that it kills is inhuman.

Prey really is as good as the original, and very similar in a lot of ways, just set in a different time & landscape, with a very different hero at the center.  Naru is young, headstrong, skilled, determined, but untested, and this will be the greatest challenge she ever faces.  The Predator is crafty and technologically advanced, but he’s never met human ingenuity before.  That’s the core story, but the action soon takes over, and wow is it fun to watch the variety of ways that the characters of this film can die.  It’s heart-pounding, it’s grotesque, it’s awe-striking, it’s cool; Prey is a great film with a great foundation, and that’s a gift to audiences.

My rating: ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆

 


Book Review – Timeline

Category : Book Review

Author: Michael Crichton

Year: 1999

I was at the beach once at a book store looking for a beach read, when I stumbled across Timeline by the famous Michael Crichton, and thought I’d give it a whirl.  Turned out to be one the best beach reads ever, a novel that I simply could not put down, at the expense of my own vacation, probably.  It might not be the best written novel, or the most cerebral, but man is it fun to fly through.  It’s medieval history, it’s modern science, it action-adventure; what else could you want?

A team of grad students majoring in all fields history dig out an ancient castle in France along a lovely river, pulling apart the facts one grain of sand at a time.  But what they find deep in a collapsed chamber shocks them; a note from their very own Professor, just hundreds of years old.  Somehow he’s back in time, kind of, as the company that oversees the dig soon explains, and they arrange for a team to go back and bring him forward.  But it’s not really time, it’s dimensions, and it’s not really safe, back in the medieval times amid war & disease & constant danger.

What a great read, as long as you’re expecting some Dan Brown awesome, but just way better.  It’s better because it’s based on Crichton’s research, which we know is expansive, and it’s also based on combining history with technology, which is really fun.  The castle age details are incredible, you’ll learn so much, and the quantum physics element is equally as impressive.  The characters maybe you won’t care so much about, it’s not that kind of story, it isn’t that deep, but you’ll enjoy the plot as it unfolds and I bet you’ll have a hard time not reading.

My rating: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

 


Sports – 2022 Fantasy Football: RBs & WRs

Category : Sports

With the season beginning soon and many fantasy drafts planned for the next few weekends, it’s time to prep for your 2022 Fantasy Football team. Here is my advice/predictions as it relates to running backs and wide receivers:

RBs

  • CMC – I grabbed Christian McCaffrey in a trade last year, hoping he would make it back from his injury, and even though that didn’t work out, I have no hard feelings.  He is a spectacular running back, almost as good a wide receiver, and can take your fantasy team to the playoffs almost single-handedly.  There are few better options this year for the first RB picked, assuming that he can stay healthy.  Now, that’s been a problem, that’s a real concern, but it McCaffrey falls to you late you may have to roll the dice; the ceiling is that high.
  • Second Tier – If CMC is on a level all his own because of his potential usage, then the guys right with him aren’t that far behind, and may be better because they might be less likely to get hurt.  Grab a guy from the next bunch as soon as you possibly can, probably in Round 1 and potentially before CMac, because they may be worth more.  Taylor, Henry, Ekeler, Mixon; you’d be lucky to have any from this group on your team, and I think they’re capable of leading your club, assuming you can give them some support.  If you miss out, grab Cook, Kamara, Chubb, or Connor, and you’ll still have a solid back to build a team on the back of.
  • Middle of the Pack – There is a great group of young RBs right in the middle of the pack that could be incredible assets this year, so grab one or two and thank me later.  Especially for the value, because they aren’t super high up the list, these guys will be killer picks if they work out the way they’re capable of.  Najee, Javonte, Cam, Antonio; this is a value group, because they all have great potential and they won’t cost you an arm & a leg.  Last but not least, try out D’Andre Swift, the quick back for Detroit; his team might not be good but he sure is, if he can stay healthy.
  • New Roles – Then there’s a group that have new roles, whether by free agency or the draft or injury to another player, so their value is questionable, and I wouldn’t pick them as more than backups.  Eli Mitchell, Breece Hall, JK Dobbins back from a year out with an injury; it’s anyone’s guess how these dudes will do, but they have potential to be impact players on their teams, as well as part of your fantasy squad.  If Javonte Williams ever gets hurt, Melvin Gordon could be a steal, and look out for AJ Dillon slowly taking over the GB job from Aaron Jones.
  • Deep Dives – If you want to take a bigger chance, go down the list and nab some backs who won’t be on many radars and just might prove to be diamonds in the rough.  David Montgomery in lackluster Chicago, Saquon Barkley on the rebound, Josh Jacobs who just keeps trucking, Zeke who people have forgotten about, Damien Harris the sneaky back in NE, CEH under the radar in KC; if you’re willing to roll the dice in a later round one of these guys might just come up a winner, just don’t reach too early because there will be safer bets available.

WRs

  • LAR – If you’re lucky enough to get Cooper Kupp and Matt Stafford on your team, I think you’ve got a winning pair that might take you all the way to the championship.  Kupp is by far the best fantasy receiver in the league, and he could be the top league wideout as well.  He is incredible, off the charts, so good, and could catapult you toward a trophy.  I also think he works even better as a companion piece to Stafford in LA, so try to get ’em both if you can; you won’t regret it.
  • The Chefs – A couple years ago it was a surprise, but this year don’t be caught without players from Kansas City, because that team scores.  Mahomes & Kelce & whatever running back they throw in there (Clyde E-H) we know about, but don’t forget about all the new WRs, now that Hill is gone and that void needs filled.  Someone has to step up, catch Mahomes’ passes, and score his TDs, so who’s it gonna be?  Grab Juju or Mecole or whoever emerges as #1 & #2 after preseason is over, because those guys are going to rack up points, it’s inevitable.
  • Pair Up – I’m a big believer in pairing a QB with the WR; I understand that having too many players from one team on your fantasy team can lead to let downs if that one team has a bad day, but I don’t think one QB/WR combo is too much; if your QB has a bad day you’re in for trouble anyway.  So pick one of these top duos: Mahomes/JuJu, Herbert/Allen, Carr/Adams, Brady/Evans, Burrow/Chase, Stafford/Kupp, Wilson/Sutton, Dak/Lamb, Allen/Diggs.
  • Unpaired – The good thing about getting a top wideout is that, when you play a team with your WR’s QB, you have them blocked, like playing a team with Allen you know he’s gonna throw to your Diggs, so you don’t have as much to worry about.  The opposite is true about the Cardinals, the Ravens the Eagles, the Saints, the Titans; they have two or three receivers who all rank the same, and not extremely high, so you have no idea which one will score and block a team who trots out their QB.  That’s a good reason to get a passer who you can’t predict, but it’s a bad reason to get one of a group of receivers who might score or get blanked on any given day.
  • Avoidance – And now for some team’s receivers to avoid, for various reasons.  Cleveland is a mess, so don’t even trust Cooper, who’s good otherwise.  McLaurin will take a major hit with Carson the Dud throwing to him, so avoid.  Who knows how Matt Ryan will do, he’s getting kinda old, so be careful with Indy receivers until one proves himself.  Tyreek Hill is a gamble in Miami, we just don’t know how that will work.  I wouldn’t draft any GB WRs, not early anyway, Rodgers doesn’t have another Adams waiting in the wings.  And Seattle’s wideouts are completely wasted on either Lock or Geno.

Hope this helped!  Good luck!

 


Sports – 2022 Fantasy Football: QBs

Category : Sports

With the season beginning soon, and many fantasy drafts planned for the next few weekends, it’s time to prep for your 2022 Fantasy Football team. Here is my advice/predictions as it relates to quarterbacks:

  • Numero Uno – There is no better QB prospect this season than Josh Allen, the stud who has lit up the league the last couple years.  His numbers are consistent, even a step down would still land him near the top of the list, and you can trust in Allen.  Pick Josh (but few other Bills) to start for your team; you’ll be thanking him during your playoffs.  The only other real #1 option is Patrick Mahomes, so pick your favorite and roll the dice.
  • Teamwork – While you don’t want to get too many players from one team in case they have a bad game, a lot of top tier QBs have a top tier wideout to go with them, and picking the pair might not be a bad idea.  Stafford-Kupp, Herbert-Allen, Carr-Adams, Allen-Diggs, Wilson-Sutton, Dak-Lamb, Brady-Evans, Burrow-Chase; you could do much worse than to have these duos on your team.
  • Red Zone – And speaking of Wilson, there’s reason to believe that Russ could have a killer year.  The first reason is obviously his transfer to a better team, but there’s also the fact that Wilson has simply grown into an excellent QB, is surrounded by a solid roster, with coaches who are hell-bent on winning.  With Sutton & Jeudy on the team as well, the sky’s the limit for this versatile quarterback.  He could reach 35-40 total TDs, and that’s nothing to sneeze at.
  • Father Time – But now for the bad news; not every famous QB deserves a spot on top of your fantasy depth chart.  The older they get the more their skill falls off, that’s just proven fact, so be mindful of the senior class.  Brady is going to take a step back this year, it has to happen, I think that’s inevitable …right? …no? …and I wouldn’t be surprised if Kirk Cousins and maybe even Matt Ryan step back with him.  Guys like Tannehill, Goff, Mariota, and Wentz might be falling off the radar or at least suspect, and they aren’t even that old; father time is undefeated.
  • Bounce Back – There are a few signal callers who aren’t as coveted as perhaps they once were, but there’s a chance they bounce back up to the top, so be there to nab them if you think they might trend upward.  Dak could have a resurgent year after his injuries and missteps, but perhaps he’s not a surprise any longer, so someone will take him too high; get one of the guys who might come a little cheaper.  Murray, Jackson, Winston, Hurts, Brissett; you could do worse than someone from this group, just be willing to wait a while before making the move.
  • The Untouchables – Unfortunately, every year there is a group of guys who you just simply can’t draft, at least not until they’ve proven themselves surprisingly worthy, and in that case you just pick them up from the waiver wire.  Lawrence, Fields, Lock, Mills, Zach Wilson, either Jones; they don’t have enough talent around them to score enough points for you to consider (except maybe Trey).

Hope this helps, and good luck!

 


Movie Review – Old School

Category : Movie Review

Director: Todd Phillips

Starring: Luke Wilson, Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn

Year: 2003

Old School is probably the best of this generally ridiculous genre of mostly inappropriate movies.  Wedding Crashers, Dodgeball, Stealing Harvard, Orange County, Accepted, Role Models; the list goes on & on, with each one dumber than the next, but, really, Old School might be one of the funniest and most memorable of the bunch.  That doesn’t stop it from being fairly bad and just plain wrong, but the lines that came out of this film, the bizarrely memorable moments, those are at least worth honoring, even if the rest of it is better left forgotten.

Mitch hates his job, his girlfriend is cheating on him, he’s gotta move out, and things are spiraling out of control.  At least he’s got good friends; well, actually, terrible friends, but they are definitely loyal and love him, even if they have odd ways of showing it.  Like how one of them starts a pseudo-fraternity out of Mitch’s new house and makes Mitch the Godfather of some twisted boys club, that’s pretty weird.  And yet, it enlivens him in an odd way, and shows him what camaraderie is really like, and maybe even helps him move on from his crappy life toward something much better.

So, Mitch has sex with a high school student, a gay character clutches every single stereotype, an overweight character is played for laughs, and generally most of the plot would be immediately torn up and flushed down a toilet were it read for the first time today.  Putting that aside, if you can, because this movie came out 20 years ago, Old School has funny pieces that have become iconic, and that’s worth something.  Come to think of it, all the good stuff comes fro Will Ferrell, because of course it does, and that’s really all we need to remember about this silly film.  He’s great, the rest of the cast is weird, only frat guys will really fall head over heels, and the rest of us can be fine with remembering some good laughs and moving on with our lives.

My rating: ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆

 


Movie Review – Uncharted

Category : Movie Review

Director: Ruben Fleischer

Starring: Tom Holland, Mark Wahlberg, Sophia Ali

Year: 2022

Supposedly there’s a National Treasure 3 coming out in a couple years, but, really, there’s no need; we have Uncharted instead.  I know it’s based on the video game, which I have not played, but it might as well be based on the plot & delivery of the National Treasure franchise, because that’s exactly what it shadows almost frame for frame.  They say there’s nothing new under the sun, and, if this film is any example, they’re absolutely right, because this is only recycling, not revitalizing.  Uncharted is fine, it’s fun, at least it’s no Sahara, but it’s also nothing special.

Nathan & Sam Drake are orphans who have always dreamed of an adventure that would take them away from the reality of their lives, immersing them in a fantasy of treasure and intrigue instead.  Reality wins though, and Sam runs away, leaving Nate to grow up on his own, which leads to him being a young, unhappy thief/bartender.  Along comes Victor Sullivan out of the blue to tell Nate that Sam is alive, missing, and needs his help.  Sam & Vic were after a hidden fortune, and only Nate has the skills to find it, and so off we go on a circumnavigational good time and a ridiculously dangerous mission.

Uncharted really is just National Treasure with a few more throat slashes, and of course based on a successful game as well, which gives it some built-in fans but not a lot of broad support.  The adventure we can get on board with, the mystery is fun to be a part of, and the over-the-top theatrics must have been cool to control on PlayStation.  And the acting is actually fine, not bad at all, with pretty good chemistry; so where’s the problem?  Well, it’s kind of all around at all times, a nameless underwhelm that eats at you the entire runtime.  And then, at the end, when things get silly, it finally hits you; what I’ve been watching has only been mediocre.  You wanted to like it, but that’s just not working out, because the villains are dumb, the writing isn’t clever, and the climax is bizarre; you take as much as you can handle too early and then you’re just done.  Uncharted is too much crap and not enough substance maybe, or perhaps simply just not good enough, for long enough, with reason enough to watch.

My rating: ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆

 


Movie Review – Lightyear

Category : Movie Review

Director: Angus MacLane

Starring: Chris Evans, Keke Palmer, Peter Sohn

Year: 2022

Is it a prequel, is it the toy’s origin story, is it an alternate Buzz universe, is it a movie all its own; it doesn’t matter, Lightyear is spectacular in any dimension and on any timeline.  Just when you think Pixar can’t out-do itself, just when you know the Toy Story franchise is done, just when you feel like you’ve had enough, along comes a film to make you stand up and clap, and *that*, folks, is why we love movies.  Lightyear is the animated triumph of the summer and quite possibly one of the Top 10 films we’ll see all year.

Buzz Lightyear, famed Space Ranger, started out as a young man on a mission, to protect galactic travelers as they explored new worlds and new realms of possibility.  On a routine stop on an uncharted planet, Buzz was piloting a group of cryo-sleeping scientists when the ship crashed, marooning them all in an inhospitable land.  Trying to solve the warp speed problem so they could go home, Buzz spent his own time flying & failing, while everyone else around him got on with their lives, made families, and learned to be happy.  Returning from one flight, Buzz finds that evil has come to his temporary home while he was away, and that only by working as a team with some unlikely friends will he be able to truly complete his mission.

Lightyear is the best movie I’ve seen so far this season, and it’s not really even close.  This animated action spectacle is pretty much everything you could possibly want in an hour & a half of viewing pleasure.  It’s got real heart, awesome adventure, clever humor, a robot cat, incredible voice-over choices, and enough honest reflection of the soul that you might even shed a little tear.  Chris Evans is spectacular as Buzz, the side actors are great too, the message is clear, the twists will SHOCK you, and you’ll leave so happy you’ll want to come right back again.  Think Interstellar meets Big Hero 6, which is as awesome as it sounds, although perhaps a little too borrowed.  Didn’t bother me though, borrow away, if the result is this good.

My rating: ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆

 


Sports – 2022 NFL Predictions

Category : Sports

The 2022 NFL season is almost upon us, with Free Agency and the Draft complete, Training Camps beginning, and the Regular Season right around the corner.  It’s time for Olie’s Too-Early-To-Tell Season Predictions!  Here’s to another great year!

 

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Movie Review – Downton Abbey: A New Era

Category : Movie Review

Director: Simon Curtis

Starring: Michelle Dockery, Hugh Bonneville, Maggie Smith

Year: 2022

“Fan service” is often given a bad rap, like it’s a cheap ploy to get audiences to enjoy crap, or, alternately, a gift that we are deserved that’s otherwise lifeless.  But sometimes it’s more simple than that, sometimes filmmakers just give audiences what they want because the entertainment was made *for* the audience, and we are rewarded for out patronage by getting to watch what we would have written ourselves.  The first Downton movie was definitely fan service, and A New Era is even more so, but that doesn’t make it bad or cheap or unchallenging, it makes it enjoyable and comfortable and nice, which is exactly what we wanted.

The Crawley family are going through a great change, ushering in a new era of family, responsibility, and a path to the future.  Old Lady Grantham is not long for this earth, Mary & her son will be the new Granny & Robert, leading Downton into the future, and she’s not sure she’s quite ready for that burden.  In order to use the mansion for benefit, Mary allows a silent movie to be filmed there, and the blending of the crew with the downstairs staff will lead to many new experiences.  Meanwhile, a villa in the south of France is inherited by the family under odd circumstances, and a party heads down for the summer to sort it out.  Every step forward is a step toward change, but the family is prepared for what comes, as long they stick together and love one another the way they have for many, many years.

Much more so than the first film, A New Era is for the benefit of the audience, wrapping up story points, settling everyone nicely, moving us along through time, and letting us know that things will be OK in the end.  That’s what we want, we want this family to be happy, because they’ve gone through a lot of tragedy, and because they do feel very real to us.  If that’s fan service then so be it, but I think it’s the positive way the term can be used, the way it was meant to make us feel loving toward the cast & crew, not angry at directors & writers gone rogue.  The story may be silly, the acting not super, it doesn’t really hold a candle to the show or to the first film, but A New Era is a very pleasant bow on the life of the Crawleys, and that’s enough for me.

My rating: ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆

 


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