Month: March 2021

Director: Scott P. Levy Starring: Alexandra Paul, William Katt, Monte Markham Year: 1995 Stephanie from Baywatch and Tommy from Carrie team up to take on a Piranha remake, and the…

Director: William Olsson Starring: Alexandra Daddario, Takehiro Hira Year: 2020 Lost Girls and Love Hotels is part Earthquake Bird, part White Bird in a Blizzard, a weird combination of angsty,…

Director: M. Night Shyamalan Starring: Paul Giamatti, Bryce Dallas Howard, M. Night Shyamalan Year: 2006 Lady in the Water is to M. Night Shyamalan as Phantom Menace is to George…

Spring is in the air and that means baseball!  A new season is right around the corner, time to root root root for the home team.  And with the beginning…

Director: Bruce Pittman Starring: Wendy Lyon, Lisa Schrage, Michael Ironside Year: 1987 If Prom Night was a ripoff of Carrie & Halloween, then Prom Night II was a theft of…

Director: Paul Lynch Starring: Jamie Lee Curtis, Michael Tough, Leslie Nielsen Year: 1980 I’ve seen much of Jamie Lee Curtis’ early career, mostly because she was a bad ass, a…

Director: M. Night Shyamalan Starring: Bryce Dallas Howard, Joaquin Phoenix, William Hurt Year: 2004 If Signs is Shyamalan’s best (although some people are partial to Sixth Sense), The Village is…

March Madness is here! It’s time once again to predict a bunch of basketball games, get most of them wrong, and then rub it in your friend’s face when they…

Director: Jim Wynorski Starring: Kelli Maroney, Tony O’Dell, Barbara Crampton Year: 1986 Chopping Mall; when a 2-star rating means you actually really dug the movie, since 2 is all any…

Author: C.S. Lewis Year: 1953, 54, 55, & 56 There are two sides to the argument over how to read Lewis’ iconic collection of books: in release or chronological order. …