Category Archives: Movie Trailer

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Movie Trailer – Shazam!

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Director: David F. Sandberg

Starring: Zachary Levi, Jack Dylan Grazer, Mark Strong

Release: April 5, 2019

I don’t know anything about Shazam, and I was really skeptical before watching this trailer, but I think this mvie might somehow be good.  Well, fun, anyway.


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Movie Trailer – Aquaman

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Director: James Wan

Starring: Jason Momoa, Amber Heard, Patrick Wilson

Release: December 21st, 2018

People are all excited about this movie because of how awesome it will be visually, and I’ve said all along that, although DC is way behind Marvel in terms of quality, DC has actually followed a similar path and should be on their way up; the MU didn’t start out as amazing as it is now.  So I’d love to jump on board with the hype, because yes this movie LOOKS incredible and yes I think DC DOES have a legitimate chance to create a stunning, high quality universe.  BUT, I don’t think it’s time.  The acting and the jokes in this film are going to suck, hard, the trailer makes that obvious.  Momoa, Heard, & Wilson, that’s your starring trio?  Bad idea.  And “gotta love redheads”, that’s your best line?  I’m honestly sorry, I’ve been wanting to watch DC improve, I think they will, but they’re not quite there yet.


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Movie Trailer – Godzilla: King of the Monsters

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Director: Michael Dougherty

Starring: Millie Bobby Brown, Bradley Whitford, Vera Farmiga

Release: May 31st, 2019

What a dumb teaser.  We should all boycott this movie simply because whoever made this trailer is stupid.  And then there’s the part about how Godzilla was a bad movie, let’s not forget that.  I like Millie, I like monster movies, but even without seeing the full trailer, I predict that this film will suck.


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Movie Trailer – Overlord

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Director: Julius Avery

Starring: Jovan Adepo, Wyatt Russell, John Magaro

Release: October 26th, 2018

I like the idea of combining horror with WWII, but I also don’t like stupid action movies about zombies with no point.  I can enjoy a nice b-movie no problem, but it’s when they attempt to masquerade as something else that I take issue.  This film seems to be overstepping itself, and I don’t think I want to watch it.


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Movie Trailer – Boy Erased

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Director: Joel Edgerton

Starring: Lucas Hedges, Nicole Kidman, Russell Crowe

Release: November 2nd, 2018

Lucas could get an Oscar nomination for this film, and from the trailer, I’d say he’d deserve it.  Every single “Christian” needs to watch this movie, and then go home and look at themselves in the mirror until something inside them clicks.  I have so much to say about this story that I don’t know where to begin, I just want to watch it, I want others to watch it, and I want this torture to stop because it’s evil.  Please let one idiot who believes that there’s a supernatural being out in space who sends gay people’s souls to an eternal firepit have their eyes opened by this movie.


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Movie Trailer – Little Italy

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Director: Donald Petrie

Starring: Emma Roberts, Hayden Christensen, Alyssa Milano

Release: 2018

HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA ….*breathe* ….HAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA!


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Movie Trailer – On the Basis of Sex

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Director: Mimi Leder

Starring: Felicity Jones, Armie Hammer, Justin Theroux

Release: December 25th, 2018

This movie is going to be bad, but there’s a chance that it’ll be emotionally stirring enough that we won’t care.  I really do think that’s accurate, that it’ll simply be a good story with good actors without becoming a great film, but that its message might be powerful enough to overcome that.  Does that make it quality?  I don’t know, there’s a debate there, I’m just saying that I don’t think I’ll be rating this film highly if I look at it objectively when the dust settles.  But that’s just a prediction; I hope I’m wrong.


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Movie Trailer – Colette

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Director: Wash Westmoreland

Starring: Keira Knightley, Dominic West

Release: January 25th, 2019

I wasn’t expecting much, but this film has the potential to be very powerful.  It’s relevant, it’s unapologetic, Keira Knightley is made for these roles, and it doesn’t steal from Mary Shelley as much as I would have imagined.  Let’s give it a solid chance to impress us.


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Movie Trailer – Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween

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Director: Ari Sandel

Starring: Jeremy Ray Taylor, Caleel Harris, Madison Iseman

Release: October 12th, 2018

Oh boy.  And I actually liked the first one, but the sequel looks awful, like an It ripoff that can’t hold its connection to its predecessor.  Pass.


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Movie Trailer – Wonder Park

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Director: David Feiss

Starring: Brianna Denski, Kenan Thompson, Mila Kunis

Release: March 15th, 2019

This film is from Nickelodeon Movies, working with Paramount Animation, which has yet to produce anything good.  I’d say, just judging by the trailer, that they just might have a chance to change that.  Every studio needs one big hit to get rolling, and Wonder Park might do; it looks well-animated, the story seems fun, I didn’t see too much goofy/stupid humor.  I’m hopeful about this film.